Declaration of Independence... from Advanced Math I

When in the Course of one’s schooling, it becomes necessary for student to dissolve the bands which connect him to mathematics and assume his own choice in studies.

We hold these truths to be self-evident, that all Advanced Math I is boring, strenuous, and destructive to one’s GPA. If all men have the inherent right to Life, Liberty, and the pursuit of Happiness, why are they required to enlist in such a course that feels like a compilation of Death, Prison, and Frustration? A countless list springs from the abuses and suffering put on the shoulders of man by said course. Let the facts be submitted.

Advanced Math I has refused to be simple, causing Confusion and overwhelming Fury in the hearts of men.

Advanced Math I has insisted on conferencing every morning, ruining the entire day of its victims.

Advanced Math I has unleashed Inordinate amounts of homework on students no matter the student’s mood or circumstance.

Advanced Math I had endeavored into such areas of studies as matrix multiplication and parametric equations which benefit none and exasperate all.

Advanced Math I has depleted and depressed the Grade Point Average of too many, even if such Men have studied for hours.

In every stage of these Oppressions, We call a rise in arms against Advanced Math I. To stop its numerous injustices and free our time for courses of more interest and importance. We mutually pledge to each other our Lives, our Fortunes and our sacred Honor… against Advanced Math I.